News for 3/26/98

The thought police areat it again…
[Internet smut cops are taking a second shot(3/20/1998)](http://www.mercurycenter.com/columnists/plotnikoff/docs/dp032298.htm)

An
[analysis](http://www.golfweb.com/ga/pga/1998/0304/the17th980325.html)
of the imfamous 17th hole at the TPC at Sawgrass

Here’s the transcript of the
[pre-event press conference](http://www.golfweb.com/ga/pga/1998/0304/transcripts/woods980325.html)
with Tiger Woods

Keep track of
[The Players Championship](http://www.golfweb.com/ga/pga/1998/0304/)

One year ago this weekend,
[John Daly fell off the wagon](http://www.golfweb.com/library/sirak/daly980324.html)
and almost died from the experience. This year he celebrates
one year of sobriety. Congradulations John from a big fan. I can
still remember sitting in a restaurant on a golf course during
the PGA championship and cheering you on!

News for 3/24/98

[[j260696b]]
[Jackie injured while filming Mr. Nice Guy in Australia](http://www.jcconnection.com/pages/nice_guy/260696.htm)

Here’s some more reviews of [[Mr. Nice Guy]]

GolfWeb: [Giving birth to golf’s next rivalry](http://www.golfweb.com/library/ap/tiger980323.html)

Tim Sullivan: [Give it back, Jack](http://www.golfweb.com/library/special/nicklaus980319.html)

News for 3/22/98

Roger Ebert: [MR. NICE GUY / ***** (PG-13)](http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/20nice.htm) page.

My [[Oscar 1998 Predictions]]

My Review of [[Mr. Nice Guy]]

[Els spanks the rest of the field](http://www.golfweb.com/ga/pga/1998/0303/)
and wins by 4 strokes, while Tiger self destructs for the first time in his career.
He was tied for the lead in the morning, but ended up dropping
6 strokes and losing by 10.

John Daly had a rough time this weekend at Bay Hill, but he won another battle anyway.
[Mike Mayo: A one-year coin and a green jacket](http://www.golfweb.com/library/mayo/daly980315.html)

Oscar 1998 Predictions

Who’s going to win what this year.

##The Big Six

** *”*Best Picture: [[Titanic]]***
** *”*Best Actor: Matt Damon*** for [[Good Will Hunting]]
** *”*Best Actress: Helen Hunt*** for [[As Good as it Gets]]
** *”*Best Supporting Actor: Robin Williams*** for [[Good Will Hunting]]
** *”*Best Supporting Actress: Mini Driver*** for [[Good Will Hunting]]
** *”*Best Director: James Cameron*** for [[Titanic]]

##Others

[[Titanic]] will take all of the technical awards that it’s nominated
for, as well as the ***’Best Song””” and ”””Best Original Score’*** awards.

Mr. Nice Guy

Jackie is a TV chef caught in the wrong place, at the wrong time, for the right reasons.

This is easily the best of the [[Jackie Chan]] movies to be
released in the U.S. so far. It has everything that a Jackie Chan movie
has that makes it his own (and is also missing the things that are
typically missing).

##Mindless Plot

OK. See if you can follow this. Jackie plays a TV chef that, on his way
out of the studio one day, helps a damsel in distress. After fighting off
several big guys in suits with guns and bad hair cuts, he gives her a lift
in his nice red Mustang. While giving her a lift, her video tape of a
local gangster gets mixed up with the video tapes of his show. See, it
turns out that she’s a news woman who has just video taped the head
gangster from the area (Mr. Giancarlo?) making a drug deal and killing a
couple of people. She gets spotted, which is why she’s getting roughed up
by the bad guys when Jackie comes along in the first place. The problem is,
now the bad guys think that Jackie is in on it.

Now, if that isn’t enough, there’s a rival gang that finds out about the
tape and decides that it can use it to extort some money from the head of
the other gang. Get it? Got it? Good!

##Stupid Bad Guys

One thing that always seems to be true in Jackie Chan movies, is that the
bad guys are there for only 2 things: someone for Jackie to fight with,
and for comic relief. And this bunch is no exception. I mean, seeing a guy
slapped around with his own tie by the mob boss is just plain silly. Silly
enough to get a laugh, and remind us not to take the movie too seriously.

[[jackie_neckbrace]]

##Great Stunts

As always, there are great stunts here. One comes right near the beginning
of the movie where Jackie and his girl friend Mickey are in a runaway horse
and carriage with the bad guys jumping on board trying to get Jackie. He
dispatches them with things like flying kicks and back flips from within
the moving carriage!!! He also almost gets his head taken off by a trolly
coming by while hanging off the side.

Another incredible stunt comes near the end of the movie when he’s
fighting a bunch of guys in a building that’s still under construction. He
gets kicked onto a wheel barrow that’s on a ramp down to the edge of the
floor (looks like about the third floor). If you’ve ever seen a
construction site, you know what I’m talking about. The wheel barrow is
used to drop garbage and things over the side. Anyway, Jackie goes over
the edge, but catches himself by the handles of the wheel barrow and is
hanging there with no net. It turns out that he almost got killed filming
this. During a rehersal run, he missed the handles and fell 2.5 stories and
landed on his head dislocating 3 spinal vertebrae!!! It took several weeks
to heal and then he went back to do it again for the movie! Now that’s
some serious dedication for our entertainment!

##Cool Little Things

This movie is also repleat with what I like to call “cool little things”
that Jackie does that no one else can do. Like running up vertical walls,
or using a cement mixer at the construction site as a weapon. These types
of things are uniquely Jackie, and worth the price of admission all by
themselves. I can’t tell you how many times during this movie I heard
people muttering things like “How the hell does he *do* that!”, but
it was quite a few.

##All in All

This is easily worth seeing. Don’t expect a great film, but rather expect
to leave the theatre feeling like you’ve been entertained for the last
couple of hours. What more can you ask for from a movie anyway.

The Replacement Killers

America, meet Chow Yun-Fat… Chow Yun-Fat, America

##America, meet Chow Yun-Fat…

I really wanted to like this movie a whole lot. I mean, my
exposure to Chow Yun-Fat has been through several collaborations with John
Woo back in his Hong Kong days. Movies like “The Killer” and [[Hard Boiled]]
set my expectations. Now, don’t get me wrong. Mr. Yun-Fat does an awesome
job playing the oh-too-cool-hitman-with-a-heart. What’s lacking here is a
clear sense of direction for the movie.

One thing is for sure about him, he’s one of the most charismatic actors
around. How many actors do you know that can have an extreme closeup of
their face held on the screen for upwards of a minute and show every human
emotion without looking just plain silly. There’s not many.

##… Chow Yun-Fat, meet America

For a long time, action film stars have been larger than life. Arnold
Swarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone come to ming. Huge hulks of men that
intimidate anyone just by their presence on the screen. Now comes a suave
action hero in the mold of Cary Grant (think about North by Nortwest).

Before filming started on this movie, he didn’t know how to speak a word
of english. Given that, he does remarkably well with the dialog (there’s
only a couple of awkward moments that I can remember) and eventhough he
was acting in a language with which he was unfamiliar, the performance
shone through.

The Young Master

Jackie Chan made his first go at being the writer, director, producer and star in his own movie. It is not bad, and serves as a good preview of things to come in his amazing career.

##The story goes…

Dragon (Jackie Chan) goes in search of his best friend Tiger
who runs away from school after being exposed as a traitor to the Kung-Fu
school they both attend. Tiger gets mixed up with the wrong kind of people.
Dragon helps to get him back on the right track.

##Early signs of genius

I knew going into this movie that it was an early effort by
Jackie to break away from the mold of Hong Kong movies of the time. The
basic you-killed-my-master-so-I-kill-you movie had long since become stale.
So around 1979 Jackie decided that what was needed was a bit more humor,
more interestingly choreographed fight scenes, and a different story line
that would hold an audiences interest for the entire movie.

He was right.

About this time he filmed his last two (Hong Kong) movies in which he
didn’t have complete control over what was going on during the production:
Drunken Master and Fearless Hyena. These two movies brought the comedy into
the genre, but not much else. With The Young Master, the transformation is
complete, and the Kung-Fu movie will never be the same again.

Sure, in many of his subsequent movies he’s not the director, writer, or
producer, but because of who he is he’s able to maintain control even if
not credited for it.

##All in all

All in all this movie is quite entertaining, but there’s quite a few slow
spots that make it hard for a non Jackie Chan fan to stick through it to
the end. The fight choreography looks choreographed (something that Jackie
is able to avoid in later movies), but is stunning nonetheless.

News for 3/7/98

Ron Sirak (Golfweb):
Now here’s a scary thought
[Tiger Woods is playing better now than last year at this time!](http://www.golfweb.com/library/sirak/tiger980303.html)

I’ve gotta agree with Jack Nichlaus on this one:
[Fix the Balls, Not the Holes](http://www.golfweb.com/library/sirak/golfnotes980303.html)

Thank goodness someone in the government is finally waking up!
[Senators rake Gates over the coals (3/03/1998)](http://www.sjmercury.com/business/microsoft/docs/senate030498.htm.)
I’ve been thinking that they should break up Microsoft for years!

If you just finished watching “Braveheart”, then take a look here for
[Images of William Wallace and Robert the Bruce](http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/.)

Don’t ask me how, but
[Apple numbers looking up](http://www.zdnet.com/macweek/mw*1209/nw*survey.html.)
I’m still keeping my fingers crossed for one of my favorite companies.

News for 3/2/98

Here’s everything you need to know about
[Apple’s dropping the Newton](http://www.apple.com/pr/library/1998/feb/27newtfaq.html.)

[You’ve gotta hand it to Billy Mayfair.](http://www.golfweb.com/ga/pga/1998/0204/)
Talk about clutch play! He holds off a charging “Tiger Woods” on the
final day of the Nissan Open.