Aweful retelling of the cheesey Japanese classic monster movie.

##Should have been “Godaweful”

What can be learned from the exercise in movie production
masturbation that’s we’re talking about now? The greatness of a movies lies
not with its budget, but rather with its script.

As far as I can tell, it was basically a wannabe “Jurrasic Park” with
inferior direction, acting, writing, effects. Did I say writing

##Ripoffs ‘R’ Us

Here’s a partial list of ripoffs from other movies that I noticed on one
painful viewing:

1. Raptors. ‘Nuff said
2. The **thump** telling people that Godzilla is on the way.
   

   Remember “Jurassic Park”?

3. The car chase
4. The hatching. Remember [[Aliens]]?

##Questions

1. Why was Godzilla asexual? IOW, why would a species that is altered
   

   by a radioactive exposure be made to switch between sexual reproduction

   and asexual reproduction?

2. Could somebody have exposed Matthew Broderick to some radiation to
   

   maybe have given him a personality

3. Was that car moving at 200 MPH?
4. Is Steven Spielberg going to sue over the unauthorized use of
   

   raptors in this production? Nevermind. At least raptors were smart.

5. could the moving matt lines have been made any more obvious?
6. Why do mayors always have to be idiotic political tools?
7. I enjoyed the Blue Oyster Cult song a lot more