Moriarty from AICN reviews Fellowship

So this morning I saw New Line’s highly-anticipated LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, right?

I cannot stress this strongly enough: do not see this movie.

If you do, it will ruin you for everything else.

Films you’ve seen before, films you’re waiting to see, films you have on DVD… it doesn’t matter. All will pale by comparison after you

finally lay eyes on Peter Jackson’s visionary masterpiece.