You’re one of those people that has this sign on their front lawn:
I get it. Believe me. Many, many people believe that we have a couple of clowns running for President. For the sake of argument, and this article, I’ll grant you that. Here’s a picture of one of the clowns:
This one is the kind of clown you might have at a toddler’s birthday party… friendly, cares about kids, smiles a lot, makes some kids laugh, but others are a little scared because… clown.
Then you have this one:
And it wasn’t until after the primaries that you figured out that this one was actually a demon that wants to suck your soul:
So, now you have a choice: either the friendly clown that loves children but might make you a little uncomfortable, or the demon clown that hides behind a smile but actually feasts on the souls of those same children.
The choice is ours on November 8th.