I Think I might as well cash out my stocks take the cash and dig a hole in the back yard so I won’t lose anymore money

Ernie held it together for the 3rd leg of the career slam, winning the 2002 British Open.

I’m really happy for Ernie. He’s had his share of disappointment living in the shadow of the [[Tiger]] for the last several years. But what happened to [[Tiger]] on Saturday? He was playing like **me**!

It just passed “The Lion King”, and is still heading North!

Next up… “Forrest Gump”. Life is like a box of lembas!

In stock-market terms, it’s been the worst start of any President in US history.

PRESIDENT BUSH, who marked his 18th month in office this weekend, is off to the worst start of any president in the last 75 years.

At least, that is, as measured by the performance of the Standard & Poor’s index of 500 stocks.

You gotta give the guy a bit of a break, what with **9/11*’ and the lying of the ‘*BigCo’s**, but still, I’ve definitely felt the pain of this first 18 months.

Here we go again! Will it ever stop?

Telecommunications giant WorldCom files for bankruptcy, representing the largest such filing in U.S. history. The company says it will emerge stronger; customers may get caught holding a dead line.

Yikes! I don’t want to see what the market is going to do today. I’ll be hiding under my desk for the duration!

ILM will be using Intel based computers running Linux for most of their special effects work.

The technical effects studio has switched from using RISC-Unix workstations from SGI to using Intel-based Dell systems running Linux for the bulk of its animation and special effects work, said Cliff Plumer, ILM’s chief technology officer. As part of the conversion, ILM recently deployed 600 Pentium 4 workstations.

Very interesting… my heart skipped a beat when I heard Intel, but then I heard Linux and all was right in the universe.

I’m glad to hear this. Monty is very deserving of a major and more nice attention.

He was downright chirpy Friday afternoon. Positively chatty. Witty. Charming. Brilliant. A totally different guy from the petulant child who threw a bit of a tantrum Thursday afternoon behind the 18th green when he, well, didn’t like the way a question was phrased and stormed off.

Yet another huge company was fraudulent in their revenue reporting.

A shareholder files a securities fraud suit against AOL Time Warner, alleging the world’s largest media company artificially inflated online advertising revenue.

So where do we go from here? I think it’s obvious… if a **company*’ is found guilty of fraud, the ‘*board of directors** should be held responsible and prosecuted.

The Office of Homeland Security has made me nervous since its inception.

**Homeland*’ is just way too close to ‘*Fatherland** for my comfort. And now this!

Civil libertarian John Gilmore today challenged as unconstitutional a secret federal rule that requires domestic US travelers to identify themselves.

Now I’m getting **very nervous**.

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