In Case You’re Wondering…

You might be wondering why golf is getting so popular.

Well, here is [[Why Golf is THE Professional Sport]]:

Excerpt:

* Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being honorable people who don’t need referees.
* Golfers don’t have some of their players in jail every week.
* Golfers don’t kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
* Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.

And Finally: Here’s a little slice of golf history that you might enjoy. Why do golf courses have 18 holes – not 20, or 10, or an even dozen? During a discussion among the club’s membership board at St. An! drews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out.

Now that’s what I call reasons!!!

Why Golf is THE Professional Sport

The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football
or baseball. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in it’s proper
perspective. Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and why people
who don’t even play go to tournaments or watch it on TV?
The following truisms may shed some light:

**Author Unknown**

##The Game

    * Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being honorable people who don’t need referees.
    * Golfers don’t have some of their players in jail every week.
    * Golfers don’t kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
    * Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.
    * Golfers don’t get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel between tournaments.
    * Golfers don’t hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of another player’s deal.
    * Professional golfers don’t demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses on which they play.
    * When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them.

##The PGA

    * The PGA raises more money for charity in 1 year than the NFL does in 2.
    * You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament, including the majors, all day every day for $25 or $30.
    * The cost for even a nosebleed seat at the Super Bowl costs around $300 or more unless you buy it from scalpers in which case it’s $1,000+.
    * You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best in the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try that at one of the taxpayer-funded baseball or football stadiums. If you bring a soft drink into a ballpark, they’ll give you two options – get rid of it or leave.

##The Players

    * In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like the best baseball hitters (.300 batting average) do! .
    * Golf doesn’t change its rules to attract fans.
    * Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.
    * Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.
    * Golf doesn’t have free agency.
    * In their prime, Palmer, Nicklaus, Player and other stars, would shake your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime, Jose Canseco wore T-shirts that read: ‘Leave Me Alone’.
    * Tiger hits a golf ball over twice as far as Barry Bonds hits a baseball.

##The Fans

    * You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
    * At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas) you won’t hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name calling while you’re hoping that no one spills beer on you.

##The Courses

    * Golf courses don’t ruin the neighborhood.

##The Rules

And Finally: Here’s a little slice of golf history that you might enjoy. Why do golf courses have 18 holes – not 20, or 10, or an even dozen? During a discussion among the club’s membership board at St. An! drews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out.

Now you know.

Golf League 2004 Championship Results

##Congratulations James!

It was a hard fought final match that ended in a tie after 9 holes. The nine holes ended in dramatics when James threw down the gauntlet by hitting a 3-wood from 230 yards on his second shot over the water to the front of the green. Guy, after hitting a poor drive and second shot and still sitting at 220 yards, decided that he needed to go for it also and carried his 3-wood shot to within 8 feet of the hole in a spectacular and gutsy display of competitiveness.

After halving the 9th, we went into a sudden death playoff replaying the first hole. It was here that James captured the match shooting a par to Guy’s double bogey.

It was definitely a great season and a great championship match.

Rank Round 1 Round 2 Champion
1 Phil Culver vs. James Flaherty (4&3) vs. James Flaherty (1 up)
4 James Flaherty
2 Guy Criscenzo vs. Guy Criscenzo (2&1)
3 Kristy Bazaire

See you next year!!!!

Even M$ Knows That Windows Isn’t Secure

Windows won’t be secure for another 10 years!!!!

Can you believe this??!?!?! And people still buy this drek!

In a recent interview with Wired Magazine, Microsoft Security Program Manager Stephen Toulouse, when asked about their now 2 year old focus on security, comments “it’s more of a 10-year timeline.” He also reveals that he runs Firefox.

That’s right, the [[M$]] security guy doesn’t even use his own product to surf the web.

Golf League 2004 Championship Rules

The top four players enter a single elimination **match play** tournament.

##Basic Rules

Since the is the club championship, we should play more stricly by the rules of golf than we normally do. I think we’d all agree that the champion should be the player that played the best against their handicap when playing strictly by the rules rather than the one who bends the rules the best [[:-)]]. Everybody should call penalties on themselves, and nobody should be considered a jerk for calling a penalty on somebody else.

Our [[Golf League 2004 Rules]] will still apply to the tournament except that there is no maximum score per hole (i.e. the triple bogey rule does not apply):

** **Within the fairway of the hole being played*, a ball can be moved up to one club length no closer to the hole in order to gain a reasonable lie (this does not apply to the rough or other fairways)
* The lost ball rule applies. I.e. a ball can be dropped within 2 club lengths of the last place it crossed the edge of the fairway before being lost, no closer to the hole

Here’s a basic outline of the differences between stroke play and match play. More details follow below:

* The total strokes in a round don’t matter, but rather the strokes for each hole.
* The winner of the round is the player that wins the most holes, not the player with the fewest strokes.
* Penalties for breaking the rules (not for lost balls, etc.) result in loss of hole rather than penalty strokes. Some examples of this are illegally touching or moving your ball, grounding a club in the hazard, playing the wrong ball, etc.

##Match Play

Is there a difference between stroke play and match play, you ask?

There’s a **huge** difference!

###Hole by hole

In stroke play, the total score for the round does not matter. Each hole is a new competition, with the lowest net score winning the hole. The winner of the match is the player that wins the most holes.

The strokes to give per hole are figured out as follows (I’ll figure all this out before the matches start):
* Each player takes 75% of their handicap
* The lower handicap is subtracted from the higher.
* This number is the total strokes that must be given by the better player.
* These strokes are applied in order to each hole, starting with the lowest handicap hole

####Example:

Player A has a handicap of 4 and player B has a handicap of 12. Taking 75% of these yields 3 and 9 strokes (respectively). Subtracting 3 from 9 yields 6 total strokes that must be given. So, player A must give player B an extra stroke on the 6 toughest holes being played (i.e. player A must score one better on these holes to tie player B).

Let’s say now that player B has a handicap of 24 instead. Then 75% of this yields 18. Subtracting 3 from 18 yields 15 total strokes that must be given. Now, player A must give player B one stroke on every hole, and another stroke on the 6 most difficult holes (2 strokes on the 6 most difficult, and one stroke on the 3 easiest).

###Conceding

Another difference in match play is that you may concede to your opponent any show as going in the hole. So those three foot putts that you give your opponent are actually legal in match play (in stroke play, technically, they can’t be conceded). Also, you may concede a hole to your opponent. For instance, let’s say that you loose 3 balls off the tee and decide that the rest of the hole is not worth playing out in terms of the competition, you can concede the hole to your opponent and move on to the next hole.

###Disputes

If there’s a dispute as to whether a particular action is legal, the hole should be completed as if no penalty had been applied, and marked as disputed. After the round, the rules committee (probably me and Guy) can make a determination and score the hole appropriately.

##Some stories from previous tournaments

I was playing a match in a foursome with the other twosome playing a match as well. In the other match, one of the players hit into a sand trap. He got to the sand trap, hit out onto the green and marked his ball. When it was his turn to putt, he took a different ball out of his pocket and used that to putt with. His opponent called a penalty and he objected. He asked me for a ruling (as an objective 3rd party). The penalty was correct and the hole was forfeited. According to the rules, you have to finish the hole with the ball you started it with, unless it is lost or damaged. This particular individual just liked putting with a different ball (which is against the rules).

Later on in the same match, the same player was in another sand trap. He approached his ball and proceeded to improve his lie. Again a penalty was called and he lost the hole.

Those two holes ended up costing him the match.

The moral of the story is that knowing the rules can both save you from losing holes, and help you to win holes.

M$ Lies Again

How can something that’s free cost more than something commercial?

It can’t.

The UK Advertising Standards Authority has upheld complaints that Microsoft misled consumers by running advertisements claiming Linux is 10 times more expensive than Windows. The print advertisements used “independent research” to compare the cost of Linux on an expensive mainframe to Windows on a PC.

It’s kinda funny to watch [[M$]] fumble around to try and convince people that it’s still the cheapest solution.