In Case You’re Wondering…

You might be wondering why golf is getting so popular.

Well, here is [[Why Golf is THE Professional Sport]]:


* Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being honorable people who don’t need referees.
* Golfers don’t have some of their players in jail every week.
* Golfers don’t kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
* Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.

And Finally: Here’s a little slice of golf history that you might enjoy. Why do golf courses have 18 holes – not 20, or 10, or an even dozen? During a discussion among the club’s membership board at St. An! drews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out.

Now that’s what I call reasons!!!