From Slashdot "Inevitably, Dave Barry’s years-old quote comes to mind: ‘Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.’ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever._"

Truer words have rarely been uttered.

From [CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/rssclick/?section=cnn_topstories:) “Rep. Bob Ney pleaded guilty Friday in the Jack Abramoff influence-peddling investigation, the first lawmaker to confess to crimes in a scandal that has stained the Republican-controlled Congress and the Bush administration.”

They are dead, Dead, DEAD TO ME!