Take a look at [this graph](http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/arh26-4/images/register5.gif.) The risk of mortality on 2 drinks per day is about the same as for zero per day for all causes, but is quite a bit lower for heart attacks.

From Xark! "OK, now I’m only going to explain this once: You start with Tim Berners Lee and the W3C and you wind up with PornTube, LaLa, ytmnd and that "Numa Numa" guy. And it’s all done with computers, coffee, business plans and Douglas Coupland novels. Don’t understand it? Well why do you think they call it "code," dumbass? "

Got that? No? Take a look at the picture for a full description. The important thing to remember is that porn is at the center of it all.