Bush Demands Recount

Bush thinks he should be on the board.

In the wake of Apple’s announcement late yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore was elected to the company’s board of directors, President George Bush announced this morning that he would demand a recount.

“I am sure that when the votes are tallied again,” Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer said, “Apple will find that President Bush was, in fact, named to the board, not Mr. Gore.”

Very funny [[:-)]]. Maybe Georgie Boy should think about that case against [[M$]] if he’d **really** like to get on the board [[:-)]].