From [Dave Barry’s Blog](

I think I figured something out: The terrorists took over all the nuclear power plants in the United States by… *installing Windows XP Service Pack 2”. Those heartless ”bastards*.

That’s the only way I can describe some of the dialog…

It’s been a long time since I heard technobabble as funny as that in the show last night. Remember when the Secretary of Defense waved his hand and said he didn’t understand a word of what was said??? I was thinking to myself that I do that stuff for a living, and I didn’t understand it either. OK… it was entertaining, but give us some more credit, OK?!?!!??!