At least the Red Sox won. I guess this is a game where men get to act like boys and have a fight a recess.

In the aftermath of the maelstrom, most of the participants in the main event and the various undercards expressed shock – SHOCK, they’ll tell you! – and innocence. Or they took a vow of omerta.

To paraphrase… I went to a baseball game and a hockey match broke out. I don’t watch baseball for this crap.